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macOS 14.6+ (Sonoma) · Apple Silicon required · v1.0.0
⚠️ "Damaged" error? macOS quarantines unsigned apps. Open Terminal and run:
xattr -cr /Applications/SlapMyMac.appThen open the app normally. This only needs to be done once.
Slap My Mac lives in your menu bar, silently judging every smack. It responds proportionally to force — a gentle tap gets a whimper, a full-palm strike gets a scream.
Zero desktop clutter
Harder slaps = louder screams
From feather touch to haymaker
Prevents sound-spam on rapid slaps
Always ready for abuse
Track your aggression over time
Uses minimal CPU and memory
No data leaves your Mac, ever
130+ sound clips across 8 voice packs. From dramatic screams to passive-aggressive sighs. Your MacBook has range.
Fine-tune the experience to your exact slapping style.
8 voice packs, 130+ clips, menu bar app, slap counter
Custom sound pack import, community sound sharing
Slap statistics dashboard, weekly slap reports
Multi-device sync, leaderboard, MCP server integration
Free. Because your MacBook already costs enough.
Requires an M1+ MacBook and a willingness to hit expensive things.
The app won't. Your slapping technique might. We take no responsibility for dents, cracks, or emotional damage to your MacBook.
No. Slap My Mac requires an Apple Silicon Mac (M1 or later) because it uses the built-in accelerometer, which Intel Macs don't have.
Not yet! Custom sound packs are coming in v1.1. For now, enjoy our curated collection of 130+ clips.
Barely. The app uses the accelerometer passively and only activates audio processing when a slap is detected. You won't notice any impact on battery life.
The sensitivity slider lets you dial in the perfect threshold. Set it high enough to ignore typing and normal movement, but low enough to catch even a gentle smack.
No. It's called Slap My Mac. The Mac part is kind of important. Also, most Windows laptops lack the accelerometer hardware needed.
Absolutely. Slap My Mac runs 100% locally. No data is collected, no analytics, no telemetry. Your slap count is between you and your Mac.
Make sure you've granted the app Accessibility permissions in System Settings. Also check that sensitivity isn't set too high. When in doubt, slap harder.